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997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

If you want justice, you’ve come to the wrong place.

#got

ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

perseues:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

perseues:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

posted 1 week ago with 3 notes
Holiday hiatus!

I’ll be away until the 3rd of September and I may not have much wifi access! So definitely no art but I’ll reblog stuff when/if I get the time.

dragonpie:

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
image

what the fuck did I just see

#gif
  • me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

sneakyfeets:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

thewicked-eternity